>>1160356>buying tinderI think i can one up you:
> be 5 years ago> be eastern europe> be morning > go boat fishing by the lake IN THE WOODS> setting up the boat when two cars appear at next campsite> its two 'babushkas' with 8 kids> kids probbably got dumped on them by their parents for the weekend> one car opens trunk> its full of pic> watch them split it with axes as i motor away> be evening, returning with a 3kg pike> probably gonna set it free, cuz staying for two more days and dont feel like gutting and cooking it today.> see babushkas and kids fishing from the shore> they havent cought anything> offer the pike to the kids so they can bring it home and impress their parents> kids are extatic, taking photos etc> babushkas happy because the kids are happy.> as they leave they thank me again and inform that they have left some firewood for me> its all fry and splitBuying tinder is hobo tier camping, you are only patrician enough when you get elderly women deliver you firewood and split it directly at your campsite for food.