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>match with qt on Tinder
>after a few dates find out she's pretty good /out/ material
>plan hike with her through the Palisades
>only ten miles so nothing too serious
>she says she'll pack lunch and snacks for us
>we get there and it's a beautiful hike
>we find a spot by the river near some Revolutionary War ruins to chill and eat
>just when I thought I've met my future wife
>she pulls out like a gallon sized tupperware of nothing but salted spaghetti squash
>turns out she's vegan
>I skipped breakfast
>Have to finish the rest of the trail on nothing but gross moosh and stale granola bars
