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>making sure you're not seen
What are you afraid people will laugh at your tiny dick?
>making sure you're not heard
Everyone on my whole street hears when I beat that pussy up, there's probably a lot less people listening out there.
>don't get insect bites on exposed skin
You are gonna get bitten anyway you are outdoors.
>pack it in, pack it out (used condoms)
Imagine using overpriced cock balloons
>cleaning up yourselves after
You don't clean yourself up every night anyway? Even god damn wet wipes do the trick just fine
>no cushy bed
I fuck her on the floor right next to the bed half the time already,
>ground is hard, or muddy, or rocky, or stingy
Yes. It is the outdoors, but you could put something down on the ground
>sleeping pads aren't a good replacement
If it's good enough to sleep on you can certainly fuck on it
>yes, please ooze body fluids in my $400 down sleeping bag
Yea why not. Or just put a towel or tshirt down
>mmm, 30 miles of groin sweat - "well, it ain't gonna lick itself"
Sex is sweaty as hell already and if its not, you are doing it wrong.
If that turns you off, or anything else on this list. you are such a faggot it's unreal. If your girl doesn't like fun either then it's OK I guess but that's up to you guys. Personally, I love bringing my girl out with me and pounding her pussy into the rocks caveman STYLE while doing some kind of over the top caveman erotic role play, yelling OOGA BOOGA, TAKE DADDY'S CAVE COCK YOU GOOD LITTLE GIRL and staring down beta day hikers like you
