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>Be me
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>Go to Summer Camp
>The Camp Counselor is a religious nut. Couldn't keep his job as a pastor since he screamed too loud indoors.
>Gives mini sermons every time there's a camp role call.
>Goes on a rant about video games.
>"If you play video games you can't go to Heaven because you'll be so obsessed with them you won't like Heaven and find it boring."
>Bummed out that I'm probably going to Hell for the rest of the day.
Now that I sit down and think about it, how fucking boring is Heaven that it gets soloed by a video game and what specifically is it that God finds so offensive about Vidya?