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These pieces of shit.
>Bull ants.
Unless you're near a nest, you don't generally see many at once. But they're nasty cunts, will chase you down and sting the shit out of you for no reason.
>be me
>ant
>see giant bipedal animal minding it's own business
>idea
>climb up it's boot
>grip onto its leg with my powerful jaws
>repeatedly sting the fuck out of it for no reason
>unsurprisingly, it swats me
>laugh because I have an incredibly tough exoskeleton and swatting does nothing.
>run away excreting alarm pheromones so all my mates get twitchy stinger fingers and are guaranteed to pursue and sting anything that isn't a bull ant.
Sure is a great day to be a fuck face ant.
