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step one: dress in a cloak. The ladies will know that you're a rugged outdoorsman and will be attracted to the warm, itchy wool that gets caught in thorns and is completely impractical in any outdoor situation. +1 if you sew an /out/doors patch on it
step 2: Carry a mora™ on your belt. It will show that you're a master batoner™ and you love swedish steel™. You'll get more pussy if you have a gransfors bruks™, supreme swedish steel™
step 3: When you take your girl home, she'll probably be excited to get into bed and suck your crusty, unwashed, dirty penis, since you spend all your time outdoors. Instead, get in a hammock. Sure she might fall out and smash her head open, but she'll know you're a great /out/doorsman.
