>>2792589perfect thread something happened to me yesterday
>bé me with my waifu >bé a frog living in Taiwan for 2 years >watch outdoor boys cook on YT >french waifu and I want to do the same and cook /out/>buy maybe 300USD of gear (2 bags, tent, lamps gas etc etc) and tons of food for 2 days /out/>The bag is literally 30Kg[66lb] for me and 20Kg[40lb] for waifu. (we are both 65Kg[145lb] and 45Kg[100lbs]) >Find a local hot spring lost in the rainforest on Google maps > lessgo.png> Find an old guy in flip flops with big dick energy at the very entrance of the trail> The guy insists that the entrance is not there and points to another faded path.>okletstrusthim.jpg>1h of walk, very very difficult trail, averaging 60deg, have to use the rope a lot of go down>See one couple that is going back to the parking lot, telling us they think the trail is way too hard>sunkencost.exe is loading>decide to still go down because we're already that far in>take a huge shit in the forest>1h later we lose the trail path >nononowaitwaitwait.gif>decide to go down to the river and try to see if we can reach the original hot springs from there >walk 3H more in the rainforest >the river bed is literally a 90deg wall, impossible to walk down there.>Down the path we found 0 (zero) places to plant our tent, it was really steep all the way>we can't sleep, we have to go back to the parking >it's now 4 in the afternoon, the sun is falling soon>no data>that's it, we are lost in the rainforest nobody knows it and nobody will find us>Starts to panic >Eat so energy bar>energy levels 3000>attempt to reach the car before the dark>climb climb climb, it's very hard, see picrel>it's dark now>smells like shit, strange >lightbulb.gif>mfw we found the shit I left previously, we are saved, we found the trailNever watching outdoor boys ever again anons, I really thought that was it for real this time. We didn't even cook in the forest after all...
