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>set up site, leave and go on long hike
>almost fall in river and some kids laugh at me
>starts misting while im out, but nothing bad
>start fire and cooking when i return
>chugging beers even though im not supposed to oops (state park)
>sky is starting to look weird and green, atmosphere feels off
>getting pretty drunk so i dont think much of it
>some other campers drive by and say theyre leaving early because of incoming storm cell
>i feel a mix of not caring and excited to see some cool shit
>middle of the night, sitting by fire, crushing keystones, wind is whipping around and knocking trees over
>starting to get a little worried, but still stoked to be in something so hardcore
>finally rain opens up, instantly douses fire and drenches me and my pringles
>run inside tent
>strip naked and start chugging beers
>read a little bit but storm is distracting me
>try to jack off but im too drunk, pass out
>suddenly im jerked awake at like 6 in the morning, covered in mud and soaking wet
>tent had rolled over onto its side and was completely flooded
>nakedly pack everything in car and drove to the showers, got the fuck out of dodge
I regret nothing
