>>853463Dip, sniff, blow snow, fart, piss, smoke, shit, light fires, pop ticks out with a knife and sterilize with liquor, play a badly tuned guitar and attempt to sing mountain man songs even though youre a terrible singer, talk to inanimate objects, talk to animals before, during, and after killing them, ignore regulations, eat bugs, jerk off on top of hills looking at the landscape, let out a loud scream if you reach a peak, use a blanket and tarp instead of a sleeping bag and tent, upon reaching a trail where normies are about, take a shit and decapitate a rabbit before returning into the woods, never talk to any other humans, never have sex or get into a relationship or friendship, shoot rabbits with 54r so they blow up because its fun, upon finding hikers attack them with a stick and drive them away, upon finding a campsite, steal all the food and shit in the tent, do large amounts of heroin and cocaine, make up your own religion, make up your own language, destroy all forms of ID and make up a new name, and occasionally go into the modern world before committing large amounts of felonies before retreating into the wilderness.
Become the wizard you were meant to be, a witches wont bother you