>>2491796why do you type like that lmao
I'm a polyglot, achieved near-perfect scores on my English final exams senior year, graduated with language honors--and this was at a private boarding school in the middle to late 1990s, so we're talking the level of education the elite reserve for their own children, not total bullshit like in today's public schools.
I was smart enough to realize that there was no money in "languages" or "English" or "teaching" very early on, so the most I've used it for was to make a buck proofreading and correcting college papers (while still in high school), and to sound like a massive faggot online when I'm really trying to make a point and catch people's attention, or when speaking of something that I'm passionate about.
The rest of the time, I pretend to be you, because speaking Cro-Magnon pidgin English is the most effective way to communicate with Cletuses (or Tyrone's)... and language's first goal is effective communication. (The second goal is effective deception.)
