>>1536059Sometimes, though, it’s not about the strength of my admittedly rippling and taut muscles, and the solution is about prevention and defense. Always on my person is the pictured card. I know that you’ve guessed by now, but those green leaves are dried mistletoe, and in the middle is a piece of consecrated host. And holy shit, you must not be paying attention if you think that’s the only sacrament I have stashed away. The emergency kit in my car has the same setup with slightly larger samples of both, and the first aid box in my bag contains even more.
Don’t be a fucking sucker, /out/. Get your shit prepared before you need it.
