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>friends ask me to come along on a "camping" trip with them
>never really camped with them before, don't know how ignorant they are about being innawoods
>one guy is bitching all day about the heat, the sweat, the load of his pack, etc.
>keeps somehow wandering away from the group, so we have to constantly keep an eye on him
>make camp, time to build a fire
>he critiques my methods all the while
>restraint.gif
>later, we've finished eating
>everyone starts telling stories, remembering the fun simplicity of the day, remembering how cool nature is, etc.
>guy who has been giving me trouble all day pulls out a guitar from his pack
>realize that was why his pack was so big, he probably has little else with him
>begins to fruitlessly bumble his way through stairway to heaven and something that sounded suspiciously like some Katy Perry shit
Never again.