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>old fag now
>be 16
>get a new Kawasaki 650 stand up ski for high school graduation
>remove tender from bow of 52' sportfish, replace with said jetski
>Miami to Walkers Cay Bahamas (before closing)
for annual boat family summer trip
>take ski out for ride
>some fucked up tide/lunar shit brought up thousands of sharks to spawn/eat in 3- 5 feet of water between cays
>bumping into lemon, bull, and mystery sharks and fins with STAND UP ski, as too shallow and packed for them to move outta the way
>almost fall off my shit after smacking a few good by accident, don't risk a turn- keep straight ahead
>full throttle outta there
>get back to marina, no one believes me girlfriend and folks take a skiff to check it out, were blown away, got pics somewhere...
and everything wented bitters from excrement
