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I remember as a kid, back in maybe 1992, there was a news story about someone stealing a large Ronald McDonald from in front of a McDonald's resturant, prob an hour away from where we lived.
My brother, dad, and I were out on our farm, my dad was digging up some dirt with the backhoe while my brother and I played by a creek.
Brother and I came across some dirt that had been freshly dug. Him and I kicked some dirt off the pile, and there was a big red fiberglass shoe attached to a long metal pole. The unmistakable shoe of Ronald McDoland.
Dug a little more and found the statue cut up my a chainsaw in burlap sacks.
Dad told us never to tell anyone about it. This is the first time I've ever said anything. He didn't do it, but was worried since it was left on our property he could be held liable.
Tl/dr: found a shallow grave with Ronald McDonald in it.