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>summer camp, about fifteen at the time
>managed to get a 25 million candlepower handheld spotlight for 20 bucks on a black friday sale the year before with my dad, fuckin' score.
>write THOR on the side in black permanent marker because fuckin' Thor yo.
>The thing is so bright that if you get this shit aimed at you you can FEEL the heat from the light
>opening ceremonies at camp
>the camp leader makes a huge speech basically hoping that everyone has a good time this week and that we're hoping that everyone has a safe and fun stay and that we earn lots of merit badges and yadda yadda typical camp stuff
>I brought THOR with me
>because a councilor tipped me off that the man doing the speech makes a joke where he says that everyone should just shine their lights on him on the stage to get it out of their systems
>I have THOR at the ready for when he makes the joke
>The stage is set up right in front of the lake, and is actually part of a dock overlooking the lake
>He makes the joke, I stand up with my spotlight in hand, and turn it on its highest setting, aiming it right at him
>He's so startled, he jumps back, and falls off the dock and into the lake
>spotlights now banned from future camping trips