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> camping alone in Olympic State Park
> fishing for Salmon
> catch a 4 pound fish
> fuckyea.jpg
> bring my dinner back to my camp
> I just got done cleaning my fish when I brown bear comes into my camp site
> we stare at one another
> bear is looking at my salmon
> panic
> logic has been abandoned
> I run to a tree still holding my salmon in my hand
> I climb a pine tree
> The bear stands at the base and looks up at me
> the bear puts his paws on the tree trunk
> DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
> the fucking bear climbs the tree after me
> YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
> To my left is another pine tree
> I climb onto a branch and jump to the other tree like a monkey
> somehow I'm still holding onto my fish
> the bear is level with me and looks at me before shimming back down and going over to the tree I am currently on now
> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
> bear climbs the tree I am on now after me
> NOPE.jpg
> I jump back onto the braches of the other tree I first climbed
> the bear goes back down
> this completely retarded charade continues for about 20 minutes of me jumping and the bear climbing after me
> the bear eventually gives up and climbs down and walks away defeated back into the forest
> I still have my damn fish
> mfw I'm smarter than the average bear.
And it was the best Goddamn Salmon I ever had.