>>850242You think the wilderness is going to be better motherfucker? People used to beg to be killed rather than banished because IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT THERE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Especially some fag like you off 4chan whose crush just posted a picture of her kissing Chad on facebook and now you're off to a shitty start to another year of school and your grades suck and the outlook is bleak because you're spending all your time jerkin' off and sometimes getting onto 4chan to click around so
>hey, why don't I go live in the woods? that'd be swell. There's a motherfucker like you every goddamn four hours asking variations on this theme. Sometimes it's about building a shanty shack on squatted land, or asking what part of the country they should start their newfound mountain man life, and you know what? THEY AT LEAST HAVE A FUCKING QUESTION THAT CAME FROM AN IOTA OF THOUGHT. Maybe even some half-assed googling. Asking /out/ what you need to know to "live in the woods for the rest of your life" is like asking /o/ how to build a car from scratch.
Go for a walk kid, maybe it'll put you in a better mood.
