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I've got some OC:
>be me
>be summer
>out on my friends cattle ranch bowhunting hogs
>I hike in to my tree stand about an hour and a half before sunset
>Get into my camo and climb ,up in my stand
>Shits pretty cash, drinking tequila out of a flask I brought(I was the only person on an 800+ acre ranch, otherwise I wouldn't be drinking)
>Just chillin, watching the sun set behind the hills and watching various wildlife
>Fucking deer start eating my corn, but they GTFO suddenly
>a sounder of ~7 hogs come in and scared the deer away
>Not terribly big, good eating size,80-150 lbs
>freepork.jpg
>I catch something out of the corner of my eye, and I realize why the deer fucked off
>A fuckhuge boar, probably around 250-300 lbs comes out of nowhere
>At this point, my only option is to shoot the boar, because if I fuck with his bitches he gonna get pissed
>I'm wearing a harness(safety first) so I lean out of my treestand to get a shot lined up, as there were some branches and shit in the way
>The hog moves in to about 25 yards, come to full draw
>Suddenly, a fucking cow comes out of nowhere, completely blocks the fucking boar and his bitches
>This fucker just stands there, while I'm rapidly losing day light
>Right as its about to be too dark to take a shot, the hogs move down wind
>They wind me, but not my own scent, I sprayed the bottom of my boots with a shit ton of sow in heat piss
>After about 45 minutes I decide to climb down, it's dark and they had to have moved on. As soon as I step on to the ladder, I hear a bloodcurdling roar, and it charges towards my location
I don't know if y'all have ever heard a boar roaring, but it is creepy as fuck, especially when its dark and the boar is about 6 feet long(from the front hoof to the back if it's strung up.
>At this point, I realize that I may have dun goof'd by spraying a shit ton of sow in heat piss on my boots
>Pretty sure it thinks it's about to get its fuck on with a sow
