>>2618806Put a bomb in a squirrel's mouth. Throw knives at squirrels. Inflate squirrels until they pop. Send squirrels into a blackhole. Castrate squirrels. Feed squirrels poisoned food. Force squirrels to walk the plank. Push squirrels into a pit. Kneel on a squirrel's neck. Curse squirrels with a spell. Stuff squirrel babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten squirrels with a tank. Pop a squirrel's car tire. Strike squirrel children with a ruler. Make squirrels swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a squirrel's limbs. Airdrop squirrels into Antarctica. Throw squirrels off the boat. Pressurize squirrels into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a squirrel's ass. Falcon-punch a squirrel in the face. Make squirrels into fiction. Blow squirrels heads off with grenade launchers. Blow squirrels brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock squirrels in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail squirrels to a cross and stab them. Run over squirrels with a tank feet-first. Crush squirrels with a press. Attack squirrels with acid. Boil squirrels in a pan. Lock squirrels inside a brazen bull. Burn squirrels alive. Drag squirrels across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on squirrels. Quarter squirrels. Impale squirrels on a pike. Total squirrel death.
I just found the remains while mowing the lawn 20 ft away. Rat bastards didn't even have the decency to finish it
