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You call yourself an /outist/ you little bitch? Your latest Nemo pad doesn't mean shit. I'll have you know I'm an outdoor industry insider, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Outdoor Retailer, and have over 300 prodeals. I'm trained in planned obsolescence, and am the top product designer at Outdoor Research. You are nothing to me but just another paypig. I will empty your wallet and enrage your mother with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can justify your autistic gear purchases with some shitty images on the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of REI associates across the USA. The information they gather will be relayed to your mother, so you better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rent free life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can fleece your wallet bear anywhere anytime. I can sell you more useless gear in over 700 ways. Not only am I extensively trained in outdoor gear design by Utah State University, but I have access to the entire inventory of Basspro Shops, REI, and the back catalog of LL. Bean. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have know what unholy retribution you "clever" little thread was about to bring down upon you, you wouldn’t have intentionally avoided replying to a your mother will die in her sleep tonight memes. You could have got this shit off aliexpress for $30. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I have shat overpriced outdoor gear on you and now you're drowning in it. You're fucking dead kiddo.
