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I kicked my first cairn recently broes. I felt the anger bellow from my gut as I noticed it sitting on the ledge. "All my years of browsing /out/ had led me to this moment," I said out loud as i sprinted towards the demonic thing. As I waltzed up to it I imagined seeing myself from its perspective. My huge leg muscles primed and ready to deal a fatal blow to its tiny and fragile existance. Oh the terror it probably felt as I readied my huge, waxed, muscular legs with a terrible smirk. If I wasnt erect before, I certainly was now. I swung and the cairn toppled, down the cliff, sending pathetic rattles back up towards my masculine ears. I ejaculated at the sight of undisturbed nature and collapsed instantly. When I awoke I searched around praying to Allah that it was no dream. Indeed, dream it was not as there be no cairn where there was once before. I pulled up my kuhl pants and hiked back home to post this.
