>>2006171>Hiking michaux in Oct>run into old guy on trail>he asks to use my fire to make coffee>pours me a cup too and heads up the trail>he hasn't gotten 30 feet away and a black bear comes charging at him from the bushes>old guy screams at it>"YAAAARRRRR GIT OUTTA HERE YA BIG NIGGER YAAARRRR!!!!!">bear is so scared it turns to run and falls flat on its face/chest and scrambles off>laughing so hard i cant breatheI still laugh until my face hurts when I remember that