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Any other pale Floridians with Irish blood running through their veins? It’s supposed to be Fall over here but it’s like 95 degrees where I’m at and I don’t know what to do. I’ve always been a lazy piece of shit who never goes outside but I realize that’s probably because I grew up in this hellhole of a state.
If you’re like me, how do you enjoy the outdoors without getting second-degree burns on your skin every time you go to the beach (even though you already applied sunscreen) or sweating all over your back from a five minute walk? Should I just move somewhere else? They say that the longer you stay here, the more you get used to it, but I’ve been here all 20 years of my life and I can’t stand this fucking humid hellhole.