>>2303249im so very sorry, heres a story that people like you tell.
>be me outdoors for first time (i have a lot of outdoor expertise because my dad is a navy SEAL and my mum is a literal tree) >going hunting in the uhhhhhhhhhhhh woods with a mini gun and a 40 pounder for protection >fucking loads of women outside >all of a sudden a skinwalker appears!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>kill the skin walker with my samurai sword (its actually pronounced katana)>am crowned king and thousands of girls suck me off>i dont larp this all happened>this is a real picture i took in the woods