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The really important thing in a situation like this is to not panic and instead think through your next steps using logic.
First I would emit several deep, sultry groans to entice the bear into mating with me. She would circle around, sniff my pungeant genital musk, then present her rear for mounting.
Now, I'm no pervert. I'm not into sick bear shit but it would have to be done, surely? I'd just close my eyes as I thrust deep into the hairy, warm, sticky bear puss and imagine it's something wholesome like a dolphin instead.
"Garooo" I would bellow, "GAROOOOOOO", then set loose the juice all up in dat caboose. Long ropey strands of jizz trailing from my now flaccid penis as I withdraw it from her hairy bear pussy, provided she is satisfied she should be pretty tuckered out. Now comes the sleep rape, just to be sure.
I'd nut once in her eyes, another time all over her snout (maybe get a little in the nostrils) then pack as many pinecones as I can find nearby into her vagina and asshole,(maybe put a few in my own ass as emergency rations for later) then make a stealthy escape.
