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>quick lake trip with the boys.
>little bro brings best friend
>both are 17
>hella fish in clear lake, beautiful alpine day
>no one brought fishing gear
>little bros friend "yo anon, check out what I got"
> cheapobowieknive.mp4
>trying to crocodile dundee stab fish
>lol of course it didn't work
>6 pack later
>DIYspear.exe
>spear chucker jamboree
>little bro "I'll do it. Hold my beer".wav
> full force anime power up of the gods
>spear hits stump in the water and ricochet straight up
>everyone just looks
>perfect geometrical arch straight back down
>right into friends upper right shoulder meat
>silence
>Ohfuckitsfuckingstuckfuckingchoas.exe
>2 dudes and a foot on his chest pull it out.
>Bloodgeyser
>Every tee-shirt is a bandage
>99 mph back into town
>mfw the nurse man says we did a good job dressing it
