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Lots of stories from my time in Boy Scouts. There's a reason I never made it to Eagle Scout.
>onnacampingtrip
>day-hiking in the day
>campfire fun at night
>adults always have a separate stove and separate food at mealtime from the kids
>the last night out, one of the adults (one of the dads who tags along on camping trips, but always has a stick up his ass) tells me to clean out one of his cooking pots
>pissed because we'd all just gotten done cleaning our own cooking stuff
>tell him as much
>he gets pissed
>adults gang up on me
>have to scrub the fucking thing with what's now cold, dirty dishwater
>whoever their shitty cook was had burned their shitty food to the side of the pot
>food is stuck to the pot and will not come off
>finish
>scout leader looks at it
>he gets pissed because it's not fully clean
>end up having to take the pot home with me
>put the pot in the dishwasher, to no effect
>dad puts a wire brush attachment on a drill and goes at it
>no effect
>end up having to buy a new $8 cooking pot for this faggot scout leader who burned his food
>leave the Scouts later that year
another jewel
>attasummercamp
>scout master has recently gotten a girlfriend
>previously cool dude has turned into a totaldickhead
>girlfriend is a bossy nofunallowed cunt
>one morning, entire tent gets shaken, like somebody is playing a prank
>tent-mate wakes up, goes outside
>I feign sleep
>entire camp is apparently woken up like this
>find out later that that the scout master's girlfriend heard some boys "swearing" in the boy's shower the night before
>she apparently thought it was one of us, even though she didn't see anybody's faces nor actually go into the shower
>massive chewing-out ensues
>we are all apparently "eddie haskels" because we pretend innocence but are actually evil
>nobody has any idea when this swearing might have occurred because we didn't even take showers that day
>end trip on a bad note because of PMSing bitch gone wild
