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>i was staying on a mountain in colorado in my tent for two months in a camp ground for work.
>the mountain had was know to have bears roaming about and would fuck up your camp if you didnt keep it clean.
> wake up one night to the sound of a and a bear growling at each other.
>the dog then chases the bear into my camp >instinctively i jump up and cant find my gun in the dark
> must protect girlfriend who is in the tent with me.
>say fuck it and jump to my tent door.
>open tent and scream the manliest, angry yell i have ever made.
> dog and bear stop look at me then run the fuck away
>go back to hot girlfriend realizing i was naked the whole time
>mfw i feel like bad ass viking
