>>2509041>Cats don't have good endurance so plan on carrying him.So they're basically useless but vile enough to rely on infecting you with toxoplasmosis so you cater to their every whim, expressed by meowing which is also something foreign they developed to mimick human babies to get your attention. Huh, tyrns out having a cat is somehow even more pathethic than being a simp since the carrot on the end of that stick is at least tangible and proper to humans - fucking, whereas there's zero point to having a decorative pet other than you being so weak you crave the validation of some irrational, instinctual being that will stay with you as long as you feed it. But hey, I guess it works since cats can't tell you how pathethic you are and even if it drags its dirty butt all across you bedsheets and scratches you, the parasite in your brain will still make you think it's cute.
