>>1207682>Smoke blows in your facesit somewhere else or maybe try aligning the logs differently
>creepy crawliesBefore you go camping treat your tent, blankets, and clothes with DEET and permithern and let it stand for a day.
>PoopMake a bidet from a disposable water bottle that no one is using (unless you really dislike them). Poke holes all around the lid so it resembles a shower head. After pooping, just aim at your behind and squeeze to clean yourself.
>faggots bothering youTell them nicely to fuck off, or maybe scare them off by showing them your yu gi oh card collection or something. (this trick only works for girls, it may in fact only attract more autists)
>Hammock tearingget 550 cord or learn to tie a better knot.
>boarsGet a bow or some other weapon that you are actually to own to defend yourself. Also tie your food in a tree to protect it from those piggies.
Hope this helps you, anon
