>>2689127It's a pipehawk bro. Lost my favourite Savinelli to one of those sneaky little cunts. You think "it's so small and cute, it can't just swoop down and steal my pipe" but that's how they get ya, and it's how they've been getting people for millennia.
If one of the lucky few you can fell a tree and find a nest full of old briars and pipe tools, but the rest of us will just curse those little flying niggers in our pipe dreams. Now I have picrel -- they are naturally afraid of parrots and so having this pipe at my disposal sets my mind more at ease...