>>2420911How dare you imply I'm not fit to give advice to newcomers, don't you know how long I've trawled bushcraft forums and /k/ catalogues? Can't you tell my outdoors pedigree by my varusteleka order history? Caving, trailhead, sorry to break it to you bub, but it sounds like you're just another casual soi redditor. I'm talking about the REAL outdoors, the deepest congo, outer mongolia, and the overgrown drainage basin round the back of the industrial estate. Oho, you've hiked? Commercial trails only, I assure you, promenading from REI to REI to get your fix. Only a select few like myself have conquered True Outdoors. Poor anon, feast your eyes on these neofolk and homoerotic military photos I saved from my discord full of my comrades - nay, disciples. I have spent many a storied year trekking many, many miles each day in my 4kg logging high heels carving with nothing but my $400 knife and vietnam era 10000D pack. No you may not see any photos - there would be nothing to make out, as unlike you weak neon fashionista consumers, I blend in like a virile predator, a lone drifter and master of nature. No you may not hear any details - I reserve those stories only for my war-brothers, discord comrades and girlfriends who I fondly miss back home as I share my wisdom from here in the Pyrenean Jungle Delta. Waste no more of my bandwidth, tranny redditor, for real men are here to go shopping together. Little boys with rainbow plastic yuppie clothes know nothing about posting stock images of glorious packs of high deeds and lifetime guarantees™. Shrewd are we who have made our fortunes and retired early while shattering the consumerist chains by ordering dozens of fragrant remnants of history from various eastern european warehouses, it is us beacons of experience who, with sage humility, stay behind to guide the wayward souls, sort the Mil-tec from the Mystery Ranch, and remind you larping posers just who is the truest and most wise outdoorsMan.
