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>25th birthday
>Golden birthday
>Organize week long camping trip with my two best friends, my daughter, and my friends' girlfriends
>Two days in
>Everythings going great
>Me and my buds ask the girls if they wanna just stay back at the camp and fish while we go rock climbing on the cliff across the lake
>They stay back and start fishing for dinner
>Go rock climbing
>Three hours in me and my buds are as far up as we can get without gear
>Hear faint yelling
>Look back at camp
>See one of the girls waving a bright orange hunting shirt on a stick while yelling
>Rush down the cliffside
>Get to camp and find david's girlfriend bawling and bleeding
>Ask what happened
>Find out daughter ran off to chase a rabbit and davids girlfriend tripped and tore open her arm on a rock and macks grirlfriend lost track of my little girl
>Parental freakout
>Everyone splits up looking for her while I went back to find a mountain ranger
>3 in the morning on the third day
>Make it back to the campsite with no luck
>Ranger tells me to get some sleep while they look
>Open tent
>Anna is right fucking there in my sleeping bag with chocolate all over her face sleeping like a log
>Yell that I found her
>She wakes up to my yelling
>Grabbed her up and hugged the shit out of her
>She smells like blood
>Shine flashlight on her
>Chocolate was actually blood
>The rabbit is decapitated and skinned inside my sleeping bag
>Anna is all covered in blood
>Freak out and ask her what happened
>She informs me that she wanted to make me proud by dressing a rabbit she caught by herself
>I "wut"
>Everyone else "wut"s
>Re-realize she safe and sound
>Hug her again
>Rotting rabbit stench finally hits me
>Threw up all over anna
Things could have been so much worse, thank god she never told her mother.
