>>2648729Way #2 for the hat. So either obscure gear company or:
>Dumbest fucking hat anyone has ever seenEither some insane design or bizarre colors or straps on it or something like that.
Think pic related.
Again someone, hopefully a girl, will ask about it because it is so shockingly dumb. You'll say you got it from an old disabled Native American retarded grandmother you helped load her car at the Rio Grande gorge parking lot in Taos after she closed down her knick knack selling table. You were there chilling with your bros after floating the river and she was struggling to carry her shit so you jumped in and she gave you that traditional hat of her people that she made from wool off her tribe's heritage breed alpacas as thanks.
