>>2006171Boys, I've been all over this beautiful country they call the U.S. of A. and I've encountered my fair share of dangerous and aggressive fauna but none compares to one particular creature...
...a god damn wild gobbler strutting around through the deep woods all out of its mind with hormones and sexual rage. Now picture it, you've just inadvertently stumbled upon this wild eyed feathered dinosaur and it's now locked eyes with you. It's cretaceous era sexual rage now solely fixated on you. Unworldly sounds and screeches begin to erupt from it's thrashing maw as it begins to charge you, wings outstretched.
I've ran into bears, bobcats, coyotes, a mountain lion or two but I've never met anything that you can't scare off like an fuckin turkey. There's no logic there, not even primative, just blind hate and rage without any regard for its own well being.
