>>54704>You can think you're all tough and alpha, but geese are mean fuckers>alone on a trail next to Lk Superior on canadian side.>trail flattens out, start cruising along quickly>only sound is my boots>sure is pret-->GIANT ANIMAL EXPLODES OUT OF BRUSH>adrenaline oh god wtf run>wait... >its a fucking grouse>it's like a foot tall>is dis nigga serious?>get curious, stand ground>despite murderous instinct, grouse realizes he is outclassed>start trying to take pictures>too slow>grouse retreats into thicketthat's how it is with some of these birds, man. a friends rooster just will. not. back. down. even to the guy he sees everyday and feeds him.
pic is not an endorsement of shit tier scotch