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>worked at a remote summer camp in the mountains this past summer as maintenance guy
>bored on day so decide to clean the gigantic fucking windows of the main lodge that face north and south
Pic related is the lodge
>clean em up so clean you don't know there is glass there
>finish up and kick back on the balcony and start widdling some cool hiking sticks I've been working on
>widdling away and I hear a thump on the window and a bird falls down next to me with possible brain damage
>mercy kill him with my hiking stick and toss carcass into nearby bush
>go back to widdling
>20 minutes later another bird tries to fly through my squeaky clean windows
>gets mercy deaded and tossed in to bush
>go back to widdlin'
>Cute as fuck camp counselor comes up and sits with me to chat
>flirting a little bit, talking bout going on a hike after dinner
>THUMP
>quick mercy kill and toss into bush
>"OH MY GOD ANON, YOU JUST KILLED THAT POOR BIRD!!! WE COULDVE NURSED HIM BACK TO HEALTH!!! YOURE AN ASSHOLE!!!"
>cutie stomps off and doesn't talk to me for a couple days
>eventually she apologizes for outbursting and suggests we go on that hike later after dinner
>take her to my secret treehouse I built innawoods in my spare time
>try to put some pimp ass moves on her
>"OMIGOD ANON, I CANT, IM MORMON YOU PERVERT!!!!"
>I can't win
