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What the fuck is wrong with pigeons? and i also include mourning doves since they have infested my area and theyre in the same family as pigeons, basically the same bird, slightly smaller.
>long background story short, pigeons ate my backyard. just picked it clean a week ago
>righteous fury unleashes, start plinking them right and left, just fuckin goin nuclear on them, neighbors support it because they noticed more bird shit than normal on their vehicles
>eventually thin out the herds over a week, we're talking dozens of pairs down a handful of pairs
>over the entire week, there is literally nothing for the pigeons to consume
>they had already eaten everything i planted and more, zero food, zero calories in my backyard
>and over the entire week, literally every couple hours, they returned to my backyard
>sometimes they peck around, sometimes they perch on my shed, sometimes they gaze and chirp in fear at the staked corpses of their brethren i placed marking the grave of my garden
>i burn the stakes at night to a nice crisp, really overdone bbq and cleans up any bird parasites
>repeat the process every single day
i just dont fuckin get it. i have nothing left for them here, they already won. why do they refuse to leave me alone to grieve in solace?
