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>tfw girl scout
>in first troop
>tfw closest thing to real innawoods camping as a brownie was in a cabin with a carpet and electricity.
>stayed in a cottage once as "camping"
>bonfire in backyard
>fire dim, so move the newspaper with a stick
>BIG BLAZE OH BOY
>cue the wrath of a thousand screaming banshees
>mfw
>in second troop
>got to sleep in a regular cabin
>ask troop leader to teach troop different ways to make fires
>"wtf r u talking about anon"
>troop leader just sets up a log and a few stick and stuffs crumpled newspaper in it before lighting
>Only thing learned throughout trip is how to wash food tins.
>(Assuming there was a working sink in the area)
>mfw
>in third troop
>at camporee
>ACTUALLY GET TO SLEEP IN A TENT HOLY SHIT.
>rest of it is just babysitting younger troops, pretty much
>and crafts and campfire songs
>best part was fishing out a big red garbage pail while in a canoe
>regular meetings just yacking, making rice pillows, and cutting blankets out of cloth
>not even any effort to get any of the awards
>no patches at all as a senior
>catty bitches. catty bitches everywhere.
>MY. FUCKING. FACE. WHEN.
>tfw no true camping experience
>tfw pretty much no badges that aren't about community service or ~*learning about great women of the past*~
>tfw no one to even try gaining more camping experience with.
Luckily my folks also had the sense to put me in that Indian Princess/Trailblazer program thing at the Y, but dear GOD the stuff you guys get to do in boy scouts make me wish I was a dude.
