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I was teaching myself to fly fish so to not embarrass myself I would walk down to the casting pools in the park early in the morning to practice before all the old guys would show up.
bathrooms were always closed so I walk over to the bushes to pee. looking around while peeing I notice a homeless camp about 30 feet away. As I finish and turn around one of the old guys was showing up. We gave each other a nod and I jokingly point over to the camp. Old guy comes over we joke about the pee bush and I point out the camp. He goes off about how they're going to set a fire and that they're the one's that broke into the clubhouse and that they're all junkies and leave needles and trash all around the park.
>"one way or another we need to get them out"
>couple days later same dealo
>at casting pond
>take a piss in the bushes
>stare at bum camp
>camp looks different
>shit is thrown around
>tarp cut down
>torn pages of porn mags all over
>trash thrown all over
>fucking bum passed out near fire ring
>"fuck it I'm going to say something"
>walk down trail to bum camp
>yell at bum sleeping
>say "hey man.." and I scream like a little girl
>knife sticking out of head?
>knife sticking out of head!!
>double take
>literally knife was sticking out of dudes head
>call 911
>fire truck
>ambulance
>police show up
>act like they were going to save his ass
>old guys show up wondering wtf
>I finish with the cops
>as I leave one of the old guys gives me a thumbs up
mfw
