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> Iraq 2008
> living in abandoned block buildings at an old Iraqi army base
> one night a herd of wild donkeys occupies the base
> wake up to donkey braying angrily through window
> head literally sticking through window yelling right at me
> go outside
> donkeys everywhere
> donkey shit everywhere. On the walls, on the ground, donkey shit constantly being sprayed
> donkeys are aggressive and mean- wont let you walk within 100 feet
> get bit by donkey
> take a long walk around to avoid donkeys and shit slicks
> alone and isolated
> doodoo starts boiling cause I got the dysentery
> barely get pants down and squat in my tracks before doodoo erupts and face plants me in the sand
> breathe sand and cough
> coofing gets aggro cause I got the consumption too
> pass out from coughing blood and projectile shitting
> after all the suicide bombings and gunfights I'm fading to black with my face down in the sand and my bare ass up in the air
> wake up later to donkeys shitting loudly
I got sunburned on my asshole.
