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Tree stand hunting isn't real hunting. You look ridiculous taking aim sitting in your fucking tree house lawnchair. I hope the buck aint behind you, because you have no way to turn around. No idea how to find real cover or stalk, just sitting in your dumbass chair waiting for one to just happen to wonder by, like you bought a ticket at fucking Disney Fantasy Hunting Vacation. Might as well drop some cash on one of those places where you can just shoot some prey in a pen. Holy shit.