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>be 15 at the time
>be in sub-phoenix area Arizona
>decide to climb decent-sized mountain
>brings friend
>climb up the mountain like a motherfucking bau5
>climbs down the mountain with not to much of a problem other then the very occasional loose dirt or loose rock
>be near the base of the mountain
>sees a stick that looks like a near-perfect walking cane, also has crappy vision
>run up ahead to stick, picks it up
>realizes that the "handle" part of the stick has a bunch of sticks that make 5 digits, each smaller than the last
>realizes that this stick is no mere fucking stick
>drops the leg in shock after having held it an inch away from my face because lolbadvision.png
>starts screaming like a woman and sprints back to my friend
>clings on to him like a child, points to it, and says" OH FUCKING SHIT DUDE, IT'S A FUCKING LEG, HOLY FUCK!1!1!"
>friend is skeptical, goes and pics it up, and makes the same realization
>he fucking yells like fuck too
>we noap the fuck out of there
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