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Nearly died in a kayak once.
Didn't actually get any instruction on how to use the fucking thing, just got thrown a boat, and a paddle, and told to go at it in a lake. eventually I fucked up and the thing tipped over, and because I didn't know you could tip it back over I struggled to get out. In my struggle I got my leg jammed and fought with the boat until i eventually ran out of air and passed out. I woke up on the beach staring up at my friend who, as it turns out, had seen me, jumped in, ripped me out, pulled me to shore, and resuscitated me.
Had a bruises all over my legs for weeks.
