>>468488theres another side to this!
, when ASSLAPING goes BAD!, a little.
,CATALINA, hiken with GF past secluded Church retreat. the White poll fence is closed, inside is THE Alpha male Bison takeing a lazy dustbath.
,,,,it seemed like the normal thing to do,, i droped my pack, , ill be right back.
,GF" you leave him alone!"
,shhhhh.
,, jump the fence as he's rolling ,and trot up behind him brushing his butt as i he comes to upright lazy resting postion,, rub rub, its REALY brushy ruff hair (wheres the conditioner?).
, thats when Bison got a clue, HUH!? head looking over shoulder makes him roll on side as trying to look over shoulder but wanting to get up now? YES!!
,LAST chance to GRIP that BUTT TIGHT!! AND RUNNNNN RUN!! the fence seemed closer on the way in!
,Bison FLAYALS to his feet and Glares,,OOoo if looks could rape! i get pack and Leave, hasty like.
,NEXT DAY NEWS>" i was just hikeing when WWHAM! Bison hit my pack from behind! i didndo NUFFIN!,, then he just stood there Glareing at me like id slaped his girlfriends ass!!"
, "Bison now fenced from that area, your safe America."
