>>454379>go camping with a friend and his friend and family at the river>out of the way spot so privacy and no traffic>we have a few drinks and get a bit loud, but who gives a fuck we were miles away from town and no other campers around>dusk comes>suddenly we hear someone mimicking everything we say in a shrill voice>this hobo looking cunt comes out of nowhere and starts stumbling down the cliff towards us>he's yelling and swearing like a drunken sailor at us all, rambling about spies, the gubmint and how we were watching him>he picks up a giant rock and attempts to throw it at us, lands 2 feet in front of him>tell him to fuck off>he climbs back up the cliff and disappears>our collective faces when>friends gf panicks and calls the cops>cops show up and tell us he is some alcoholic hobo cunt living with his son in a caravan about 5km away and they can't really do anything>friends gf calls her uncle to come down with a shotgun and keep watch overnight, for no reasonNot really spooky but was pretty fucking random considering how far out we went to avoid running into other people, let alone some deranged hobo
