>>653397>a girl literally invites you to spend several nights in the woods all alone>nestled tightly in a tent, no doubt>opportunity to shoot things with a top tier gun-loving waifu material>can feel like a primal alpha male providing for your woman in your hunt>protecting her with a rifle in hand all the while>"nyeehhh, I don't know if I should do it, myehhh"Dude. You're so gay even He-Man frowns at you. So gay Tumblr came up with at least two brand new terms to describe how gay you are. You're so gay you fart glitter and cry hair gel. When the sole fact of your existence inevitably sparks an invention of a scientific measure of gayness, the measuring unit will be named after you. You so gay, even with the lights on and balls not touching at all it's still gay with you, that's just how immeasurably, improbably, unbelievably but morbidly impressively GAY you are. OP's of the most sodomistic, degenerate threads on both /hm/ and /y/ pale in comparison to you. I have made a screencap already, for lord knows I have witnessed a miracle of gay today. In fact.. I think I started to like dick just by reading that post. I'll go find one to suck right now. Goodspeed, OP, you glorious winged faggot.
