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I wish I still had my good pipe. But not for outings. I will only smoke safe inside my house. Last week we had the best weather all year. So I took old smokeytums (my pipe's name rip) for a hike. I laid out a blanket by a stream in the sunlight and unpacked some comfort items. I got my a palm of England's finest and swirl packed smokeytums. Got in a few good puffs. That's when my life changed forever. Cody Lundin came roaring out of the bushes and slapped me so hard it broke my pipe and left me dazed. The next thing I remember he I was face down in the stream with Cody Lundin mounting me. He lifted my face out of the water and showed me my broken pipe in his hand. He said "This can get you killed out here dimwit" I begged for him to please let me up and he did after I promised to never bring some stupid kook pipe into the wild again.
