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> highschool
> friends want to go to football game
> have to pay to get in to game
> Football doesn't interest me, don't wanna pay
> Hear legend of storm drain leading to inside football stadium
> Sounds like a hoot
> go into storm drain and crouch walk for 15 min
> legends are true, snuck into game for free
> immediately leave to go play in storm drain some more
> hang out in storm drain for the rest of my highschool days
> hang out in storm drain with friends during lunch and eat cheetos
> become known as the rat king
