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Oh man.
I've got a shitty story to tell.
>Be 8
>Be a cub scout.
>Dad goes with me on this trip as a volunteer.
>Set up camp.
>Gets dark.
>Dad starts telling scary stories by the fire.
>One the other scouts dads walks off to "use the bathroom"
>Story dad was telling at the time was about some fucker hacking and ripping kids to death in the woods.
>That kid's father jumps out of the fucking trees with a chainsaw. revving the thing towards us.
>It came within a foot of my head.
Yeah fuck that trip.
I also got bit up by mosquitoes because some of the fucking kids yanked the bugspray out of my tent while I was away to fuck around the fire with.
I goddamn hate the scouts.